Swara: The Brand Ambassador

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  • Post last modified:February 18, 2023
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After all the jokes are cracked and all the dust finally settles on that carefully manicured finger, let truth be told. Swara Bhasker is the “more than willing brand ambassador” of LJ factory. Too many girls had ended up in suitcases, fridges and committing suicide thanks to impatient Abduls who wanted to extract more out of the factory that offered money and material comforts on flat earth and 72 virgins in the afterlife. Tunisha Sharma death was a totally unexpected body blow to the LJ factory.

The syrupy adfilms and the D-wood movies glorifying “unilateral interfaith love stories” had caught up with law of diminishing returns. They weren’t enthusing youth because of a magnificent campaign by the likes of “Gems of Bollywood”. So much so, BollyDawood needed an entire army of Media, Social media, SRK fan clubs, Underworld money pumped in the name of Corporate bookings and even a BollyDawood stooge of a Union Minister to promote “Pathaan”. They were forced to “manufacture” a hit, spending more money on publicity than actual making.

So what was the result ? More and more people had become aware of the LJ factory and the nefarious designs behind the “interfaith love stories” smokescreen. Visit social media pages promoting such stuff and we can see thousands and thousands of people doing “Haha” 😆 on such posts. The credibility of entire ecosystem had reached rock-bottom as Hindu middle-class had begun a strong and sustained push back.

The well oiled machinery of LJ factory needed a new narrative because organizations like Agniveer, Arsha Vidya Samajam, Vishwa Hindu Parishad and Bajrangdal were covertly and overtly working to fight against LJ. Even some Christian organizations had joined hands with Hindu organizations. The LJ factory needed a change in strategy. While they were in the middle of evolving this process, Rakhi Sawant came out of syllabus and almost derailed the entire process. With the madness only she’s capable of, she brought the LJ debate to the fore once again. That was bad for the optics. Hence a new “interfaith love story”.

Bhai and Behan until a few days ago, Swara and Fahad had found that true love all of a sudden. Look at the photograph of parents of the bride and groom. Ira and Bhasker, the parents of Swara are Urban Naxals of JNU. They’re absolutely comfortable in the knowledge that their daughter will be safe because “they know” their daughter is a “brand ambassador”. A factory in distress won’t harm their brand ambassador.

Now look at Fahad Ahmad’s parents. They’re worried and rightly so. This wasn’t a daughter in law they had bargained for. They’re simple Muslims who wanted a young, demure, teenaged “Deeni Bahu” who will be obedient and even subservient. They know emphatically that twice a teenager Swara won’t be any of that. Their idiotic son had sold his “Imaan” for a larger cause. But that larger cause was going to bring “Tabaahi” in their lives.

For once, the brand ambassador of LJ factory has turned into an albatross around the neck for the family of the boy. Yet, this will work well to influence a lot of “Woke kids” with brains in their lower gastrointestinal tracts to fall in love again. 

The Communists will go to any extent to harm Hindus and Hindutva. That is the message !